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[undwarfy]

Come here for musebox stuff, PSLs, or post-captcha meme continuation. Put the verse or PSL or whatever in the subject line plz.

Hit this up if you know me and have an idea. Hit me up if you don't know me, we've never interacted IC or OOC, and you have an idea. Hit this up for any and all reasons. I welcome everything.

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[lonesomewanderer]

[ Oh, he likes where this is headed already. He shifts, body posture fully attentive to what Varric is already weaving for him. He could imagine it now--

Varric standing tall, or as much as a dwarf could, at the top of the stairs and gesturing wildly as he shared such a tale. ]

Ah yes, of course. A templar and mage in love. The chantry would be more offended by that affront to their sensibilities than the idea that anyone would lay with a spirit.

[ What with their interest in mages fearing templars and templars keeping mages under lock and key. ]

Would they run from the Tower tower? Or the templar forced to hunt his lover down?

[undwarfy]

I don't know, but I do know the Knight-Lieutenant has curly blonde hair and hails from a small town in Ferelden.

[Varric's eyes sparkle. Messing with Cullen will never not be funny.]

[lonesomewanderer]

[ His brows go up as he smirks slightly. Varric would find no argument there. ]

I did not think he would be your first choice for subject matter. How quickly do you believe you can get him to try to quiet your tale?

[undwarfy]

Oh, I don't know. How long will it take him to realize he's the bottom in the story?

[Cullen is so ~strapping~ and unnecessarily masculine that the thought just tickles.

He takes another drink.]

[lonesomewanderer]

Given you are the one weaving the tale? [ He tilts his head to the side, pretending to ponder the question before shrugging. Cullen would no doubt turn red. As a former templar, Cullen was a man Solas did not interact with often. ]

At the same moment he realizes the true nature of it.

[undwarfy]

[Snort.]

That mental image will keep me warm at night.

[He spreads his arms out invitingly.]

So, Chuckles, what do you think? Fair compensation for a few really juicy stories? Don't go skimping on the naughty details.