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[undwarfy]

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[possessed_mage]

Oh yes, a roaring rampage of religious fury sounds delightful.

[Anders deadpanned back at the dwarf. Really Varric? As for the tingly sex, did you want to experience it? Really, all you had to do was ask. Assuming Hawke didn't have a problem sharing, it wasn't like Anders had any actual moral high ground to stand on. You know, besides Justice. He stared at the drink Hawke had instructed the dwarf to get and arched an eyebrow at him.]

Varric. Hawke.

[He looked longingly at the damn drink. Justice was such a damn killjoy sometimes.Even using the bathroom was an adventure. He wasn't even entirely sure whose thought it was. That was probably a bad sign. Oh well. Whatever, it was probably Justice. Usually was. He should probably just shut up and be grateful he was still allowed to use magic during sex. For 'frivolous' things. Killjoy.

Anders crossed his arms.] You are terribly sweet Hawke, but you are also very, very tanked right now.

[Clack clack clack. So sweet. So high. At least someone enjoyed his light show. He sincerely hoped the chantry didn't bust through the Hanged Man to find their missing headdress right now.]

[redtailedhawke]

[ no, there would be no sharing as long as Hawke gets a say in the matter. she's sharing him with his cause, which is agreeable because she considers it her cause, but not with dwarves. or Rivaini pirates who have already had a turn. or anyone else who might look sideways at her sparkly magic spirit man for reasons good or ill.

in the same stern tone of voice as Anders uses on them: ] Andice. Justers.

[ and she nudges the drink toward him, scooting it delicately across the table with the flat ends of her hands. better catch it before she misjudges the amount of actual surface area she has to work with. ]

Second official decree: I drink, you drink.

[undwarfy]

Give it a rest, Hawke. Justice is too pure for all that.

[He goes to the bar and ~loudly~ orders something for "my boringly sober friend", and very discreetly has the bartender spike it with something ludicrously strong.

So the drink he winds up giving to Anders tastes and smells and looks non-alcoholic, and as far as they know, it is. However, it will get Anders drunk fairly quickly.

Listen, Varric isn't normally the drink-spiking type. But this is an emergency. Anders hasn't been allowed to get drunk in years, and tonight Varric's gonna do something about it! It's a gift, really. Alcohol that will kick in fast enough that Justice can't do SHIT about it.]

[possessed_mage]

[Anders, if he could have ever known without alerting Justice, would have been ever so thankful Varric. This was absolutely an emergency. He missed the taste of alcohol, and the buzz and he even missed the damn hangover. But his spirit was such a killjoy. He supposed he should be thrilled Justice didn't force him to be celibate. All those mortal bodies doing horrible things like peeing and sex and eating. He didn't bother to surpress a giggle at Hawke's attempts to address both him and his spirit companion]

Get her some water while your there Varric?

[He doesn't bother asking Varric to stay hydrated. Varric could take care of himself, right? At least he wasn't so off his rocker that he couldn't pronounce Anders name. He nodded and smiled as Varric was considerate enough to get him something he could actually drink and took a gulp.]

I drink you drink right? Far be it from me to ignore an official decree.

[And felt a familiar buzz and wobbled a bit in his seat. Can you wobble in your seat? He could. Or was it the seat that was wobbling.]

Wow.

[redtailedhawke]

[ hey, if Anders isn't going to take the first drink Varric got for him, that means More For Hawke, and she scoots it back across the table to herself. she can't quite lift it, given her status as lobster princess, but she can leave it on the table and tilt it to drink, which will work until she's had so much it stops being easy to balance. ]

Mmm... s'not as good as mine though.

[ ... hey, speaking of which. when Varric returns with whatever nonalcoholic beverage the Hanged Man somehow keeps around, she turns to him. overshoots a little and turns all the way around, but manages it in the end. ]

Where's my drink? The nice stuff.

[undwarfy]

[Now that Double Trouble is finally joining the blood alcohol party, Varric smirks and hails Norah.]

Norah, my beauty- another drink for my friend here.

[When the drink plunks down in front of Hawke, Varric raises his tankard.]

To friendship- and lobsters.

[A wink at Anders.]